I will never forget when you started at Yankee Stadium on your father’s birthday. I won’t go into detail, but we all know that didn’t go well. And we all know you were heartbroken. For once, your emotions were written all over your face. I never, never want to see you look so upset and ashamed ever again. Your dad has surely forgotten that incident entirely, since you won RoY and all. I’m so proud of you for accomplishing that. I can’t wait to be at the Trop for the opening series and see your RoY ceremony. And maybe I’ll get to see your emotions written all over your face again, except this time you’ll be smiling and we’ll all see how happy you are. I would really like that.

Love,

Someone whose URL is your namesake.