Dear John,
I know your 2010 season sucked and your 2011 season was worse, but don’t worry, I’ll always love you. I’ll never stop drinking beer and eating KFC with you while watching the one highlight you had from last season. Your 6.41 ERA makes me want to love you 5 ever. Lackey, I love you.
Love,
Me
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